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Who is Dale? A story told through profane fortune cookies.

Who is Dale? A story told through profane fortune cookies.

Who is Dale? Good question. The short answer is: Dale is my dad. And, having known the man for 27 years, his behavior seems normal to me. Though looking at things from an outside perspective, I can certainly understand why

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