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I Knew You Were Trouble. I have an oddly specific dream about Taylor Swift.

I Knew You Were Trouble. I have an oddly specific dream about Taylor Swift.

I am in love with Taylor Swift. I don’t mean that in a tweet “OMG I Love Taylor Swift! #kanyesucks” sort-of-way. I mean that I now possess a strong emotional attachment to Taylor Swift. I was not in love with

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Dale vs The Bees. Dale releases a swarm of bees in my house.

Dale vs The Bees. Dale releases a swarm of bees in my house.

One of the challenges of homeownership is that things always seem to break or go wrong. As soon as you fix one problem, it’s not long before another one comes along. There’s definitely a learning curve that comes with being

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“Well monkey nuts are okay…” Dale sings about monkey testicles, but it’s not as good as his goat sex song.

“Well monkey nuts are okay…” Dale sings about monkey testicles, but it’s not as good as his goat sex song.

One of the biggest challenges writing about Dale is not telling you what he does, but accurately describing how he does things. So many classic Dale moments have been lost to the ages simply because there’s no possible way to

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Heads up, Dale! Dale speculates about fictional characters’ ass scratching capabilities.

Heads up, Dale! Dale speculates about fictional characters’ ass scratching capabilities.

There’s a new mobile game available called “Heads Up.” Apparently Ellen had it on her show. Anyway, my family downloaded it and has been playing. Basically the premise of the game is you first hold the phone/tablet to your forehead,

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Dale vs. The Recycling Bin. Dale ruins my recycling bin, so he steals the neighbor’s.

Dale vs. The Recycling Bin. Dale ruins my recycling bin, so he steals the neighbor’s.

Earlier this week, I had to fly to New York for a meeting. It was an evening flight, so in the late afternoon I had stopped by my house to finish up some last-minute packing. As I stood over my

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Who is Dale? A story told through profane fortune cookies.

Who is Dale? A story told through profane fortune cookies.

Who is Dale? Good question. The short answer is: Dale is my dad. And, having known the man for 27 years, his behavior seems normal to me. Though looking at things from an outside perspective, I can certainly understand why

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  • I Knew You Were Trouble. I have an oddly specific dream about Taylor Swift.
  • Dale vs The Bees. Dale releases a swarm of bees in my house.
  • “Well monkey nuts are okay…” Dale sings about monkey testicles, but it’s not as good as his goat sex song.
  • Heads up, Dale! Dale speculates about fictional characters’ ass scratching capabilities.
  • Dale vs. The Recycling Bin. Dale ruins my recycling bin, so he steals the neighbor’s.

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