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“Well monkey nuts are okay…” Dale sings about monkey testicles, but it’s not as good as his goat sex song.

“Well monkey nuts are okay…” Dale sings about monkey testicles, but it’s not as good as his goat sex song.

One of the biggest challenges writing about Dale is not telling you what he does, but accurately describing how he does things. So many classic Dale moments have been lost to the ages simply because there’s no possible way to

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