One of the biggest challenges writing about Dale is not telling you what he does, but accurately describing how he does things. So many classic Dale moments have been lost to the ages simply because there’s no possible way to
Heads up, Dale! Dale speculates about fictional characters’ ass scratching capabilities.
There’s a new mobile game available called “Heads Up.” Apparently Ellen had it on her show. Anyway, my family downloaded it and has been playing. Basically the premise of the game is you first hold the phone/tablet to your forehead,
Who is Dale? A story told through profane fortune cookies.
Who is Dale? Good question. The short answer is: Dale is my dad. And, having known the man for 27 years, his behavior seems normal to me. Though looking at things from an outside perspective, I can certainly understand why